The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, “I’ll have a Tooheys New.”
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, “I’ll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.”
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, “I’ll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.”
The bloke from XXXX says, “I’ll have a XXXX, the cleanest draught on the planet.”
The General Manager from Carlton glances at his lunch mates and says, “I’ll have a Diet Coke.”
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, “Well if you poofters aren’t drinking beer, then neither will I.”
